The black smoke was a mysterious effect that the show's writers thought was cool. They didn't know what it was until later seasons, as they wrote much of the show as they went along.

Second Season?
Suck a bag of Hitler's mother's tits!

We have to take off and nuke the site from orbit.

Google tells me that there's actually a comic book version of Superman and Batman vs Aliens vs Predator.

I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the Jedi acadamy. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Sith were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the galaxy. Twenty years after a Chancellor couldn't get a…

The correct quote should have been: "Well, more wealth than you can imagine!"

It's an older pun, but it checks out.

@Glyndyfrdwy

Time manipulation, eh?
I remember when this was 40 dollars cheaper and called Timeshift.

He's a 'Diddy Approved' rapper, so I'm guessing it'll just be a series of 'yeah's and 'unhh's over a slightly remixed 80s tune. Also, speedboats.

How about

He's not gay in the Transporter, his character just likes to take his shirt off all of the time and get into oil fights while taking long vacations with only an older French policeman for company, and he tries not to have sex with all of the women he meets.

I've gotta pile on with the Krycek love. In a show where so many people are seeking the truth or are trying to hide it, it was refreshing to see someone who only cared about himself.

or a single line, whichever.

Here's a fun game to try:

Shia Lebouf taken?
DreamWorks and producer Walter Parkes are currently looking for a writer who can update the show for a modern audience

Has anyone played the Good Will Hunting simulation?

I don't see how three movies could tell as complex, nuanced, and satisfying story as a 60 episode tv show.

David Hasselhoff
"the stunts are all variations on the same two or three things you could do to a car on a TV budget in the '80s"

What if they had abducted Scotty while he was reading a technical manual? With no narrative, would they just have put him on an empty ship?