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Metal Gear did me a Solid
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Gotta catch em' all
then realized only he could make yet another videogame boldly declaring that war might be a bad thing.

-I can't recall the name, but I want to say it was Indiana Jones & The Emperor's Tomb.

Play selection is fairly shallow. When you're playing against the computer, the A.I. isn't exactly Bill Belichick-bright, and the game's name turns out to be somewhat of a misnomer.

Bargain binging
In every review on the internet, this game sounds both awesome and terrible.

Breaking Bad gets a C+?
Licensed games usually aren't that great. An exception would be the "Good Will Hunting" simulator, which I love unconditionally:

Nice to see that Tourettes syndrome didn't keep you out of the police academy. Or sex-cademy. Whatever.

Sgt. Carl Buster? The guy who arrested him is named Sgt. Carl Buster? Seriously? That sounds like a rejected Lorenzo Lamas character.

Has anyone seen the video of a VERY young Emerson in a prison training video?

Wait, so who was protecting the light while Jacob was off touching candidates. Was Richard filling in, or was the MIB taking the day off?

Michael Emerson doesn't get LOST
Although it's a rich period in the show's mythology that has never been explored. So who knows what will come of it?"

Cynicism? The creators of lost promise the DVD extras will contain answers and nilus believes them? That's some pretty strong optimism, if anything.

If I remember right, they cut out a lot of stuff from "My Weakness is Strong" to air it on TV. They left in the more hacky jokes. The album itself isn't as good as his others, but its MUCH better than the aired version.

For me it was the game Outlaws by Lucasarts. Something about reloading one bullet at a time with the mouse button fit the six guns perfectly.

Also, what was the point of having a dog on the island, besides giving Walt something to chase in the jungle every few episodes? Did they ever intend to do anything with the dog?

They said that they had the basic storyline penned out pretty early. How much of it had they planned out, and how much did they just pull out of their collective asses at the last minute?

Fuckin' crack whores. How do they work?

Jacob said that he brought them all to the island because they were unhappy and might want the job.

We've got to pull out….

The bad guys were the swinging monkeys and the nuclear fridge.

Yeah I'll go see this
Soo…Release the Quatermain?