That was due to an allergic reaction to Coke. Drink Pepsi, people!

Pepsi, Drink, Enjoy!

None of the Pepsi family is happy about that.

The 20's roared because everyone was enjoying refreshing Pepsi. Which included an ingredient very similar to cocaine: Pepcaine!

Actually, you love this show. Pepsico and HBO are proud partners.

Pepsi III, eh? Ok, kid, you and Jr can have the run of the site, I'm not about to be involved in a gimmick war like the great Cookie Monster Fiasco of '13. I've been neglecting commenting under my regular account anyhow. Best to you!

Answer the phone, Jr.

My God, what have I wrought???

The only race I'm interested in is the race to supplant Coke as the world's number one soft drink. You're not helping the cause with all this internet time-wasting.

Yes, Jr. , she was mentioned in the article above.

Dear Ding L. Berry and Snidely Q. Dooshbaghe,

The word you're looking for is "whore", not "hoarder".

But not as bad as Pepsi Jr.!

Really? This is what you're going with? You know, I can't do this anymore.

Happy Birthday, CJC! Celebrate with an ice-cold Pepsi and some delicious Fritos!

Do you mean the foreign market that prefers Coke to Pepsi? Eye on the prize, Jr.

Don't mention "dental plan", Jr. We get a bad enough rap as it is with just the implication that sugary soft drinks are bad for teeth. Which, of course, they are.

And yet I thought my gimmick sucked.

Preaching to the choir, Victor.

*Pepsi Sr lays head on desk, cry's softly, wonders how everything went so wrong*