Yessss, Pepsi. Nothing is more refreshing than putting your lips on a tall, cool Pepsi, sweetstuff.

Don't ever fuck with Pepsi. Pepsi will fuck with you.
We know where you live, James Woods.

Hey, whatever happened to Pepsi Jr? That guy sucked worse than RC!!

Junior, is that you under a new avatar?

Yeah, she did.
Hey, haven't been around for awhile, is Pepsi Jr still stinking up the boards with bad comments?

Pepsi Jr. goes great with pizza! Order one on your next trip to Round Table or Pizza Hut!

*hugs Pepsi Jr*

We worship Neal Peart in this house…I'll have none of your Mitch Mitchell talk!

Enthusiasm? He didn't even use caps. I've failed on so many levels.

Why aren't you on the bottling floor? That's it, I'm cutting off your allowance!

Actually Pop Rocks changed his life, not punk rock.

Sean, you have my permission to ban Pepsi Jr. My wife and I already have.

And people wonder why PepsiCo is losing money.

No, Coke rules…and I blame you. Wasting time on the internet….

Give him a break…when he was a kid I left him in the trunk of the car and he got badly shaken up.

Preaching to the choir, Chartex.

Definitely. Back in the 70's my slogan was:

Here's your cash, Drake!

You watch your mouth young lady. Oh, I'll take you over my knee….

Scientolgogists get thirsty too.