No Doubt has never been on Breaking Bad, Jr. Get it together.

Not me, I care about the fact that Coke is still kicking our asses. I want those 12-packs loaded into the trucks before dinner, Jr.

Jr., how many times have I told you to quit acting funny? Oh, I just reread your comment, carry on.

We are not first, Jr. Coke-Cola is kicking our ass on a regualr basis. Get the hell off the internet and get some real work done. I've got trucks that need loading.

"Pardon me" would be a more polite and acceptable response, Jr.

I do not think the Eagles are trying to invoke any type of folklore at all. You might want to listen to my CD of Desperado and reasses your opinion.

What did we say about using cartoon catch-phrases?

Now, Jr., I do not believe our deity would approve of someone saying that about the Eagles.

I know your fondness of the Pepsi theme song, but there are other groups that could very well spark your interest. Open minds, Jr.

Actually, Jr., the song appears on the album "The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get", by Joe Walsh and his band Barnstorm.

It's in your dollhouse, Jr.

Jr., one-up-manship has never been one of the philosophies that we abide by. Sure, we're better than Coke, but we don't parade it around.

Now, Jr., not everything can be the length of a Dr Seuss book. But reading can prove very informative, and reading about comedy legends can help us understand how comedy works and what exactly is humorous.

There is no need to ask to borrow a feeling, Jr., remember when the doctor told you how easily they can be accessed? Try that technique now.

Jr., "brah" is nonsensical slang that undermines the effectiveness of the English language. Please refrain from using that term. On a related note, your sister is missing some of her undergarmets - would you know anything about that?

Now, Jr., this is a comment we can really get behind. You are being positive and open with your emotions.

Jr., the only time you are ever cool is when we put you in the fridge at bedtime.

Jr., that type of language is unacceptable on a website that can easily be viewed by small children. I want the lawn mowed and edged by the time I get home.

And that's why we take you to McDonalds.

Now Jr., you do realize that by printing limited editions it makes them more valuable. On a related note, the recent issue of Sheep Farmer just came in the mail.