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The Cold Light of Morning
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Well, they were probably driving around the AVClub offices on motorbikes and shouting racial epithets.

The hardest part is finding a partner willing to do it twice.

I think the market for Middle School Lesbians is much higher than you are giving it credit.  That 2nd season tear-jerker episode almost won it a coveted "Pervy" award.

I really thought that her breasts would be 2 of the 3 directions, because, y'know, they are really nice.

Is it wrong that I feel like she's the spawn of Elliot Gould based on name alone?

If ONLY we had a way of getting breasts via radio.  It'd be like MTV's slutty dance show's return.

My biggest disappointment is really that MohdTaufiqTerrorist posts so goddamn often.

Community is the only thing standing between me and the blood-soaked Abyss.

I'm pretty sure DC only does this because they enjoy seeing Moore riled up.  Who doesn't love a crazy beard old crank?

Awww.  Poor widdle actor got his feelings hurt while making his soulless movie so he can drive a Bentley.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

"Streaming" video indeed.

Also, wrong.

Dear NBC:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STOP GIVING AWAY THE HITLERS.  It's one and a half, tops.

A catty gay man?  That's a myth.

Man, failure to learn from 127 Hours?  I didn't even SEE it and I learned from it.

Pretty sure Julia Stiles could rent out adspace on her forehead.

Bruce Campbell fans are lining up to give you a Hint of Penis for implying that.