There is only so much gay porn Netflix can serve up to you.

The last time I shared my love for the AVClub, the local STD clinics had to hold open houses.

INTERESTING FACT:  whenever I Google Image Search (GIS for those in the know) for actresses, one of the related searches displayed across the top is always for "[actress's name] feet".

Gambino is a mastermind!

Fear the future.
Fear it.

The meta has become the master.

Seems pretty
Therefore I call BULLSHOT.

Hey kids!
You still love that Zelda shit, mirite? Then buy this! Maybe two copies, whaddaya say?

A brand new opportunity
…to spend more on DLC than I did for the original game! THANKS EA!!!

It appears to be…
Spore on crack.

MORTAL
WOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I daresay this whole site is about the love of smartass-ery, son.

The important thing here is that when someone says "assless chaps" you know precisely what they are referring to, even if it's linguistically redundant.

Good lucks with the CancerAIDS.

Wow.
Something Manson loves more than assless chaps?

I believe the Rock performed as Mr. Peeper's Father in that skit, and there was humping EVERWHERE.

Please report to the nearest Suicide Machine for immediate termination.

Western palates, by and large, don't dig slimy textures.

Liking the art but hating the artist's issues
I've certainly faced this in the face of so much misogyny in Rock music. For that matter I have trouble reconciling any song that's way too into the Jesus but is otherwise a good song - I muster up some personal hatred for organized religion and hate when it taints stuff…

I
can't believe there are no comments here.