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Is that Commenter PRISON WINE still around? Didn't he or she (I forget the details, sorry) shack up with another commenter?

I'm calling bullshit on this. If Trump wins tomorrow, EVERY DAY IS A DUMPSTER FIRE, more pungent than the one before.

This was highly decent. I could certainly see myself recording this and seldomly watching it, like 99% of the shit I record.

Martyrdom much?

Failure to include Toad the Wet Sprocket's excellent Fly from Heaven? Lazy.

How do I make other commenters sad by getting a column at the AV Club?

Slow news day?

He does come across as a complete and total and absolute and constant cooler-than-you jackass. And he's dead wrong.

I hope this is a joke. Cookie Monster a truther? I might cry.

Listen up people. This story is idiocy.

I assure you I care as much about her political commentary as I do any member of the CLUELESS cast, and, for that matter, any other person associated with FOX NEWS. They have as much to do with the news as the Ocean does with my bicycle.

"in the vein of When Harry Met Sally… but with assholes” One of the greatest Anal Porn series ever released.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyone who doesn't get that early/middle-era Type O Negative was meant to be funny needs to CAREFULLY read the lyrics to Wolf Moon.

Crazy, crazy shit.

Crazy, crazy shit.

It's not like Destiny is her real name either.

It's not like Destiny is her real name either.

There are lot less painful ways to kill yourself.  Like drinking a bottle of clorox.   That's over in like 20 minutes.  This could be a whole 45 minutes before you are shoving the longest screwdriver you can find in and out of your ears like a plunger.