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That's solid. I yield.

Bitchthink…start your piecing?

Your deal. What is it?

Bitchpieces….start your thinking!

That old biddy?!

Yoinks!

It'll be alwhite.

I'll say it, because we're all thinking it: Joseph can't play Michael because he can't dance for shit.

*hurries up and gives you the microphone before you bust in your pants*

Go on…

You just been deflated, B.o.B.

*wears Jams, falls in love with girls wearing chokers*

How is Delroy Lindo not the name of a Star Wars character?

Delroy Lindo! The 90s are back, baby!

Oh shit. What's the most respectful way of saying "Finally?"

Dear Amy,

It's like…Meowschwitz in there.

Dealbreakers

Mind if I glue up?

"We won't be slaves to our hunger anymore!"