Seriously. It resonated with me.
*continues chuckling*

He's never heard of the Emancipation Proclamation because Kayne doesn't listen to hip hop.

It's an hour of him playing NBA Jam '95.

You may have been unsure of the response when you thought of and subsequently posted this. I assure you, this is the funniest thing I will read today, and possibly this week. Well done and thank you.

Like, it's not as organized as you're making it out to be, but yes.

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE, NOT AROUND THERE

You better get to that fucking wine mixer.

Come in. Sit down.

*smashes alarm clock*

Give us hell, @avclub-1e1692bf525d88abf663ece93fe486c8:disqus!

Hmmmm? Oh, sorry. I was just picturing Whore Island.

I dunno. Seems hard to swallow.

You call that a fart?!

Okay, has any other show on ABC portrayed gay = actual human being as well as Happy Endings?

Has any other show portrayed gay = actual human as well as Happy Endings?

That's still the best thing to come out of The Avengers.

Blade Runnest

Does he run blades this time?

We are!

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