*positions shotgun in mouth, pulls trigger with toe*

I'm tired of all these Monday-through-Friday snakes on this Monday-through-Friday plane!

"the Big D"

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Keep reaching for that rainbow!

Would watch.

No, Be Cautious

Yeah, why can't we get more of that?

They never touch, so I'm not offended!

"I gotta crime solving tip for ya right here!"

Fart to Fart

I did not see that coming!

They should do something about two rivals who have to evade government agents.

I can't get into Rifftrax. My siblings and I grew up with MST3K, and their love has carried them into Rifftrax' lesser loving arms. I resist, because I will not settle.

It stinks!

Or Ape Frohman, sausage king of New Chicago.

Now there's a funky bunch.

Oh man, can you imagine the kids today, reacting to Ren & Stimpy?

Finally, someone is catering to my tastes!

FUCK YES