*does sidekicks, audience fear-laughs*

Djeph

I want to go on record as saying that is the absolute worst way to spell Jeff.

Of course, now he has to roam the countryside, having adventures and fighting injustice using his wits and glistening abs.

I was going to make a joke about how you can't top him unless you use about six feet of dirt, but I like yours better.

I'm Evel Knievel, and I like to party.

Top shelf Photoshop, btw.

Cool beans.

Ah, the second-best Dumbledore.

It's what we know.

I do not like evil eggs and ham! I do not like them Sam I AUUUUUUGH

Lemme chew on that for a minute.

I'd listen to the cat with the mustache.

First Amendment, baby! Freedom of fuck everyone else! America! Woo!

All their marriage needed was god!

We all know it's not a joke.

Ho-lee shit. Twenty, you say?

I got married at the American Legion, thankyouverymuch.

Budget heathens.

Regular people, you monster.