She is the hotel's locksmith, after all.

They see me trollin'
They hatin'

Internet folds in on itself in singularity, AV Club remains unaffected

*streams album, is slayed*

Old man fishes in stream

Working Title:

The hate is my coffee.

Full of babies, like the first two feet of dirt in ElDan's basement.

The CIA's "Spies in Libraries," or "Spybrarians" program, as it came to be known, had a rough start.

I cam here to do two things: squabble and chew bubble gum.

Now What Did I Just Watch, Internet?!

Conch and crotch. Nice.

They Still Live!

We can have two things!

This. This would have been a good Ronda Rousey-as-Replacement-Gender-Swapped-Swayze vehicle.

Congress is dummies.

That's what it was.

I'm sure he'd flash his best toothy grin to learn that.

Maybe it was the child rape-murder, but something about that film was incredibly off-putting.

Like The Frighteners!