Was it the cut off jean shorts, or the bitchin' Trans Am?

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I can't see Joe Biden as a real person. Rather, I prefer the Onion version linked in the article. That guy is fantastic.

"I'm a people, too!"

We know what happens because you got high. We know you only call when you're high. Finally, we're getting to why you get high. You've been seeing us for years now; it's finally paying off. Let's talk about your mother again, Shellshag.

He's been visibly turgid ever since.

He's positively throbbing with regret.

He's not made of stone!

Or something in that vein.

Wouldn't it be called his duderus?

Aw, c'mon!

*plays electronic fart sound on keyboard*

Make 7…LP yours!

We hear he is a wonderful wiz, with wonderful deals for us!

Yer a wizard, Hanky.

Madoff's door guy was pretty intense.

*a single tear rolls down Wes Anderson's cheek*

Lesser Ben Folds clones, assemble!

We never did get the AV Club Notifications origin story…

I got your various rolls right there!