Blessed is he who cums in the name of the lord.

I don't take any of this as gospel, no matter what its genesis, uh, is.

OH MY GOD MY COLON HAS RAPTURED

Is he going to science the shit out of religion?

*horses neigh*

I promise you, no one enjoyed it on that day.

Herr today, gone tomorrow.

Respeck knuckles!

"Yes, but did you die?"

Killing it with fire is my go-to.

Them threads is misogynated!

It is how I cope. Comedy is the mother we share.

This is a test, isn't it.

Trolls are bad, and now they are in our Chvrches!

I stopped reading after that, as it could not possibly get better.

Sure, just wash it first.

When she said "no head," she meant it.

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*a disheveled Tom wanders from page to page, crying*

And I thought it smelled bad on the outside!