It has certain a peel.

That's why I choose this shitty apartment. In protest.

They should've gone with a banana stand. There's always money in the banana stand.

They can tickle my ivories any day!

In high school drama, my friends and I ad libbed a 19-minute scene prominently featuring Billy Joel's "The Longest Time." I don't have the video, but I assure you the above clip is probably better.

Hell, boy you have to bring him up?

"insert"

It's like he's a people!

Call me when the tech can stimulate people that handsome.

Nah, ever since he got called out for not having substance, this is all he'll get.

Straight lines are the shortest distance! It's math!

*AV Club hivemind experiences cognitive dissonance*

Check (to see if anyone already posted this exact thing) please!

Would watch, opening night.

"Go xeno go xeno MORPH!"

We've got to save the science outpost rec center!

Ah, the face huggers of the internet.

It'll play well in Phoenix.

Prometheus 2: The Secret of the Ooze

Quiet, you.