*spit take*

*sigh*

I'M NOT HERE TO WORK, AV CLUB

Clever, coming from "Pft."

And the clouds opened up and God said, " I hate you, Alfalfa."

Look at him, jacking his little weenus!

Your childhood was asking for it, all tarted up like that.

I hear it was over a bird.

No, I carat matters.

Holy shit, I finally got a Bunnicula notification.

Fuckin' A, man. I got a dawn wiener.

I didn't expect you to go that grout.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

I'd domo your arigato.

Apparently they are good at two things: trains and dying

Meow what are we supposed to do?!

It's something to pond, er…

And featuring a 1990 Sam Rockwell!

I trust the studio that brought us the original TMNT movie.

That was an awesome moment in an awesome episode of an awesome show.