What an asshole.

*giggles*

The Illuminati is making a NASCAR show?!

Rude.

Well done.

It'll have a killer story, but your roommate won't care for it.

I was going for a white supremacist joke, reinforced with a reference to the bigot guy from Dukes of Hazzard, but ultimately the whole post was a bust. In fact, you have officially put far more effort into it than I did.

I secretly liked The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

Delight's Out

Then I can finally wear my awkward Lights Out Whites Out sleeveless t-shirt. I bought it at Cooter's.

It's the Chronic, WHAT, cles of Narnia!

Lazy Sunday Afternoon, Internet!

THAT'S OUR DAD, YOU QUEEAH.

…MEET ME AT THE BAH.

How'd you get burned, Nic Cage?! How'd you get burned?!

I HEAH THEY'RE MAKIN' AH MOVIE ABOUT DOWNTOWN ABBY.

You know nothing, Brim Stone.

THEY CANCELLED JESUS FOR THIS?!

It's the only way I can finish.

No, this is no good. Sarah Silverman is for laughing, not sexing.