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No prob, Soylent. They can simply give you proportionally massive hands.

Or, you know, the Google.

The only Death Wish worth a damn is II. And that's only for the soundtrack.

Where's your dressmaker now?

Foster also wrote the first Star Wars novel, Splinter of the Mind's Eye. Darn good. And I've been saying "shigret" for cigarette ever since.

My biggest problem with the Ice Planet Hoth Playset scene comes when the deus ex machina cloverfield has the tauntaunalo in its mouth, well over a ton of fresh meat, then spits it out to chase after the 180 pound bag of bones. The second time I saw it, I knew that was a good time to hit the head.

Bill Murray
C'mon, Frankenstein, I'll buy you a cocktail.

You wanna buy a monkey?

I could be misremembering that one.

Hey Rocky! Why don't you let me fuck you up the ass?
Again?
Nothin' up my sleeveā€¦.PRESTO!

What's that watermelon doing there?
I'll tell you later.

I fucking love this line:
"I'm gonna base your ass on my fist. In your face, ass! Shut up!"

I don't think so!

C'mon, guys, no stragglers. We owe it to Sgt. Hulka to end up face down in the gutter tonight.

TURN TO THE RAGHT

All I can say is, you gotta be some kind of moron to believe we're all alone in this universe.

Coked-out Chevy Chase from "Modern Problems"

I use Click and Clack's version:
A little from column A, a little from column two.

Gee Mr. Hartoonian. GEE Mr. Hartoonian. OH MY GOD!!!!

Any time someone says "the greater good."