Good night, [coworker]. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Is this some kind of bust?
Yes, it's very impressive.

Prune Tracy is just begging to be slimed.

Scott: Well who doesn't like twins? I just love that doublemint ad.

You and the missus are currently alive, I take it?

Most of my Pee Wee stuff is from the original Groundlings production of "The Pee Wee Herman Show" aired on HBO and available on DVD.
No, the sea, Pee, the sea.
No, your ear, not your rear! Crazy kid….
(Anytime I serve spaghetti at the restaurant) Spaaaghetti!
Yeah, it's heavy alright Pee Wee.
Shoe Mirrors!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Babs's uvula!
Babs's uvula who?
I don't know Babs….

Ain't no bigger 'n a squirrel.

From Kith: I only want what we've been asking for…..for three hours.

You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.

Check the Radar Range.
About two more minutes, sir.

From 2: How could I forget, after what happened over Macho Grande.
Over Macho Grande?
No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

They pelted us with rocks and garbage!

Wile W. Coyote, super geeenius.

Ace novelty company?
Ace novelty company.
Pipe full of fun kit # 7?
Pipe full of fun kit # 7.

"Don't take the car, you'll kill yourself!!!!!"
Omigod, how many blank stares has this elicited in my life?

Reminds me of a good one from Pineapple Express (to be quoted ten years hence in the follow-up article)

There are flames on my car!

Thank you, Jenny, for cluing me in to where I got that "You're beautiful" I've been saying for all these years.

I'm gonna cut offa you bells…I'm gonna shove 'em uppa you icehole!