Bloo-arg?
Sorry, but it's "blerg." It became her substitute exclamation after she bought furniture from an Ikea-like store. Blerg (with the two little dots over the e) was the name of the home office furniture piece she may or may not have assembled.

zap's ta tas
Besides Meredith Baxter(-Birney)'s right-side sagger, Zap remains the only bare breasties I've ever seen on non-public-network teevee. She used to wear a 2-piece uniform, and contestants would try to pull it off in order to win the wrestling event. One contestant succeeded. For two glorious, frozen…

Yeah, Dick's firstborn was really asking for it.

Dick's Drink
I was waiting tables at a "Bandstand" restaurant when he came in for an appearance. He was friendly, undemanding, and accessible to the staff, although every scrap of autographable paper was removed from the joint.
His wife, Kari, was absolutely fantastic. What a gracious and genuine lady-met them both…

I will watch any production of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" from high school, to community theater, to Broadway.
Sorry you're missing out on that bit of noted meshugina comic Larry Gelbart's greatness.
Well, not that sorry.

"True Lies" is excellent, but better than "Terminator?"

A mighty wind is blowin'
It's blowin' you and me

"Hey, whatever happened to the bow, arrow, and dynamite combo we had in season one?"

Please put "Bad to the Bone" on this upcoming list.

You gots to give it up for the California Raisins.

The Day the Earth Stood Still?
Anyone?

"Hipster douchebag" is so five days ago. Everybody just says HD now.

Take a vote
Goofy golf, or Pinocchio?

Don't know what else was in this series, but at a resale shop I picked up Get a Life, Vol. 1 from Rhino. It was released in 2000.
"Contains:
Never before seen bonus footage!
Alternative audio version without laugh track.
4 uncut episodes"
Still funny, but I want the "save the playground" ep, bits of glass and all.

Probably for his gallantry when captured by Trix Rabbit ans Coco the Cuckoo.
Faced with with the ol' Chinese (sorry, "Asian") milk torture, he refused to yield, offering only his name, rank, and cereal.

Crunchberries
"Imagine Captain Crunch Crunchberries"

And now for something completely different.

Jimmy wants to date Elaine.

"Voice of our generation" is an outmoded, baby-boom term.
If I have something to say, I'll post it on the intertubes somewhere, and you all have the optinon of ignoring me.

Why's it take three dumb polacks ta screw up a light bub?