Well, at least they've outfitted the building with artificial intelligence to assist you when you visit -

As long as Chet Haze is still around, Robin Thicke will remain the 2nd most dickish son of a celebrity

NEXT WEEK:

♫ My Bolona has a first name
it's M-E-L-I-S-S-A
My Bolona has a second name
it's B-O-L-O-N-A ♫

Hopefully, this means he can go back and do a few more episodes of
"The Joy Of Painting"

A Little Less Conversation, A Little Less Postage

Elvis was a hero to most
But his stamp never meant shit to me you see

I can't wait to see the scene that shows how they came up with the song "MMMBop"

A duck walks into a museum, goes up to the front desk/admissions counter. The duck says "I'd like to buy a grape."

Want to listen to Prince's music, lossless?
Go to any local public library, and borrow his albums,
then rip them to your hard drive…

They should have put the songs together for an album called -

Other rejected sketches -

HINEY-ken
Bud Light(ly used panties)
Leinenkegels
Blue Moon

the people that convinced him to take the job were very PURRsuasive.

the death seems suspicious - possibly murder!
Japanese officials are now searching for the PURRpetrator

I hate to say it, but you overpaid - still, thanks for the support!

I just checked the rhyming dictionary, and it does specifically say that "LaBeouf" rhymes with "douche"

Frank Sinatra: Next issue: this crap with M-TV. With the nudity and all. What is this crap? Sinbad O'Connor.

"Bobby Jindal makes Mike Huckabee look like Malcolm X"

…the DVR fights back… it downloads expensive PPV movies from Russia. Why Russia? Because the DVR knows it will send Homeland Security scrambling to your house.