I liked it better when Type O Negative did "Summer Breeze"

It's sad to see that Virginia Madsen has ended up doing this…

And they didn't even mention the $23 million in patchouli oil sales

Jeff Dunham sues Jon Hamm for violating his intellectual property.

I have a Temptation to say that this will cause a lot of Confusion

Science, I’m a science detective!
I’m packing my suitcase, and look out eaaarrrrtttthhhh!
Yeah, a detective, looking at science,
with some defiance, and a touch of miiirrrrttth!
Take off! For fun and adventure,
yes, I said adventure, while being objectttiiiivvve!
Yeah it’s my way, or exponential decay,
that’s why they…

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just an arrest warrant for the Sub King

It's practically standing still now. They've dropped ropes out of the
nose of the ship, and they've been taken a hold of down on the field by a
number of men. It's starting to rain again; it's—the rain has slacked
up a little bit. The back motors of the ship are just holding it just,
just enough to keep it from — It…

Daniel Craig as Bill Cosby in

Dear Amy,
I'm planning a wedding but I'm afraid my fiance and his friends will go out into the alley and play football in their tuxedos beforehand. What should I do?

You know who else was messin' around on a throne, and was always high?

Stuffing them in a wooden crate is redundant and dangerous, because you don't know where the actors end and the wood begins

" Everybody talks about The Dead Weather,
but only Jack White does anything about it."

" I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be. All this progress — phooey! In my day, we entertained ourselves! We didn't need moooovin' pitchurrrres. In my day, there was only one show in town — it was called "Stare at the sun!" … That's right!
You'd sit in the…

All his responses would be in the form of "Buseyisms"…

Hey, getaway plane. How's it hangin'? A lot of people wanna fly you, but I
just wanna talk to you, okay? We should do a film together, whaddya
think? Hey, getaway plane, I'm not joking around, okay? This is the real thing, I mean this could be huge! All right, well, think about it. Say hi to your mother for me,…

TRUMP -OR- MONKEY?

- May be combative
- Pose a danger to themselves or others
- Disregards the presence & personal space of other people
- Poor judgment
- May act on their increased sensuality
- Confused or disoriented to their surrounding

Maybe odduck meant that she was a token lesbian
meaning that she made all her money performing sex acts at a porno shop that only took tokens.

"I'm just so tired of all these Jenny's weddings."