Hey, dinosaur. How's it goin'? I like your skin, that looks really great. So
you're a dinosaur, right? What's that all about? [dinosaur just stares ahead,
oblivious] Okay, well it was great to meet you. Say hi to your mother
for me, okay?

Glad to see Zombie Rick Springfield is getting work…
gives us all a little bit of hope!

"Baby look at me, look at me. You're money, and you know what else? You're a big winner tonight!"

YAMBO!

Zombies are alright if you like saxophones

*Wang Chung patiently waits by phone, for offer of soundtrack work*

First episode script sample -

Call me when she does one of Mr Magoo…

Except for explaining to your wife why you have a green ring around your dick

It's got something to do with the same way the Kardashians
got a foothold in society

"KnoWhutImean, Vern?"

At this rate, someone will be calling Rosa Klebb a "Bond" girl…

Dr. No (One Crosses The Border)
Blo (Hard) Feld

The only way that works is if they "Random Roles" David Spade
or Rob Schneider…

It's like the time Apple sponsored a concert with Fleetwood Mac 'N Tosh
the comedian…

“I was reading the comments,” Crow's New Hair recalls, “and all of a sudden I look to the top and Dikachu is not there anymore…and as soon as I scroll down, Disqus goes black for all of us.”

For $299, Peter Tork will spend the weekend with you "doing things"

The Grinder??

Are they sure this was about Uber?

In the immortal words of Diedrich Bader from Office Space…