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Zombie Jim Varney
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Reminds me of the time McCain & Palin used the "RUN DMC" logo for their campaign…

"and these are my brothers - Gall and Kidney!"

"And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was
'Better than Ezra'. And at number two: 'Ezra'."

It's actually "Flock Society"…

Big deal…
I've been making everyone in a room disappear (with my farts) for decades

Sample script -

First movie will be an off-shoot of "House Of 1000 Corpses" featuring 90 minutes of Chris Hardwick's character "Jerry" being scalped from multiple angles…

Favorite Sarah Silverman quote on "Masters Of Sex" -

Another animated series was stopped and replaced by this!!

Welcome to the 2016 Tony Awards…

Scene 43 - Nixon & Tiny Elvis are having lunch together

"Now I'm gonna find some guy at a car wreck, chain his ankle to the wreckage, and give him a hacksaw, while the wreck starts to burn, and walk away"

Ron Jeremy is auctioning off his old "spunk jeans"

Wuuuuudderyuuudewinghere Stuuuerrrt?!?

"You got your Showtime in my Hulu!!
Yeah, well you got your Hulu in my Showtime!!

In the kids version, there isn't a character with a split personality…
the main kid is just bullied by another kid at school that keeps grabbing his arm, and making him smack himself in the face, while taunting "Stop hitting yourself!…Stop hitting yourself!"

It's the original pharmaceutical name of Viagra

I'm even older…
I remember when it was supposed to star Milton Berle

You gotta fight, for your right
to McRibs!

along with Godwin's other "hit" - "Baby's In The Mountains"