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Zombie Jim Varney
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Yeah… with Everclear, you'd have to listen to a five-minute rant between each song, by Art Alexakis, about the evils of Napster

It's a sequel to the movie "Diner" called "Boogie & The Beast"

I got a "Dan Marino" notification for this??

*confesses to a dashboard*

You are like a hairy stain
There's crazy in your eye.
And a joke of a campaign

"Watch out for your cornhole, bud."

Little known fact…

The judge also wrote in his decision that
"because Monster Energy was so reckless with its copyright infringement,
I must put my boot down,
and if you want to steal from the Beastie Boys,
you're putting loot down"

looks like they're trying to spell out YAY at the pep rally…

It's actually

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year on Wall Street!

Your move, Morrissey…

and if you're having problems with a liver or kidneys, David Crosby's your go-to guy

Artificially Processed Sugar Mountain
Synthetic Cinnamon Girl

George W Bush: Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job!

"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by East German terrorists right here in the Oval Office."

If you're up to speed on using bitcoins, you probably also have the ability to torrent the movie instead…

Who?
Jose, man, open up
Jose?
Ya, Jose, c'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me
Jose's not here
No, man, I'm Jose, man
Hey, c'mon, man
Who is it?
It's Jose, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

Les Nessman: It's a… it's a… helicopter and it's coming this way! It's flying something behind it and I can't quite make it out. It's a large banner and it says H A P P Y… T H A N K S… giving… from W…K… R… P! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen. What a sight. The 'copter seems to be circling the concert area now. I