Based on that picture, the song looks like it's gonna be about spaghetti, donut sprinkles, and some tomatoes pulling a "human centipede"

"…The film is a dramatization of the titular event…"

Is it wrong that when I first read that headline, I thought it said that Rainn Wilson, Demi Lovato, and Mandy Patinkin were gonna star in a SNUFF movie??

Pat Smear played the entire first album from The Germs, but they still had 40 minutes to kill after that…

Confused Arnold with what he was talkin' bout…

Rand shot first!

Orange.

Jack Butler: Come on over here Ron. Let me show you what I'm doing,
taking advantage of some of the time off. To, uh, add a whole new wing
on here. Gonna rip these walls out and, uh, of course put in a widescreen.

"Yeah, but how come there are black bars on the top and bottom of the picture??"

"To show that he understood MC Ren's anger,
Suge Knight reportedly shanked someone in County"

If it's a Fincher/AV Club title mashup, it's obviously got to be -

"If I could just find a 'Bea Arthur' and an 'Art Carney' action figure, I could re-create the 'Star Wars Holiday Special'!"

Plus, I always worry because I think Senor Spielbergo is having a stroke…

Does this mean Miss Daisy is greater than God, since He had to drive her around?

"…and those three young men grew up to be Horatio Sanz, Vincent Spano, and Robert Trujillo (of Metallica)…"

♫ I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help, help, help, help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Hardly any clothes (lifeguard)
Sand between my toes (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose ♫

♫ You can check out any time you like…
but you can never leaaaavvvvveeee ♫

"Umami so fat that she gave Dracula diabetes"

"There has been a lot of talk, probably too much talk. This is not a rebel film, this is 'Star Wars Bloody Star Wars.'"

When I was in college, he lived or was hanging around a lot in town, and I once saw him dance with 3 hot college girls to Guns N Roses "Sweet Child O Mine" at a local bar - and he pretty much looked like he did in that top picture.