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Gern Blanston
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[crane back down to Edmond O'Brien]

Maybe. But always remember, sometimes Orson Welles was insightful, sometimes he liked to say stuff.

You could just find a closer school.

I can't remember, does this count as a humblebrag?

I'd go check, but I'm stuck in this rift in the space-time continuum.

[Gern straightens tie, smooths hair, sits back in his armchair and picks up his snifter again]

That does it! I'm gonna go right now and—
wait, why am I supposed to offended again?

''…or you're a twin or I'm a twin."

The limit is 500. When you get more than that, just start a Word doc with the other titles. I, uh, I know someone who did that.

Just the progress of the sight gag of Allen himself makes it great.

I like this a lot better than Match Point. Then again, I like a lot of his stuff more than Match Point, which was overrated because people so wanted his movies to be good again.

Because he put the march in Jewish Wedding March.

Scary.

Brilliant!

Both careers ended in 2002, though.

I like it too. Although that "did I ask too much/more than a lot" bit is always like suddenly hitting a speedbump while taking in a beautiful view.

Too many exclamation marks for Minnesota.

Wait, do it again. I forgot to picture myself sitting around a campfire with you.

Would there be any call for the broken voice?