Crushing career device. Here's a still from the movie:

Running around defending those movies. It's simply going to be a part of the rest of my life, isn't it?

Sheesh. People are always putting two and two together and assuming they've got four.

Seems like part of the problem is that "unconventional" really needs to keep the quote marks around it, because its unconventionality is actually executed in a very conventional way. Especially if the "halllucinatory" remark means what I think it means.

I suspect (since there was only the one sentence) his dislike comes from the not-uncommon mistake of painting every work by a particular artist with the same broad brush (e.g., accusations of condescension, superiority). I think those things are indeed present in some of Payne's work, but I wonder if an eagerness to…

Give Election a shot. It's his best movie. If you don't like that one, then fine, you're free to go.

Howard Dean.

Sounds like my wedding night.

Keep in mind, she was sitting next to Oprah.

Fine, but you do understand, watching something religiously means no masturbation.

That what the kids are calling it these days?

"why would anyone travel to the future to prevent what happens in the future? Why not just WAIT with the knowledge of what MIGHT happen and just work around it?"

You're thinking of Inside Doug Llewelyn.

Misguided. Anus. Whaddaya need, a road map?

I don't know. Oh Jean is pretty good.

If ever there was definitive proof that Comedy Bang Bang will pretty much always get a positive review, no matter what, that should be it. It's fine to be someone who values form over function (I guess), but that doesn't free a show from having to be funny or interesting while it's doing its "meta" thing. I'm not even…

Probably would have been easier just to reach inside and take a copy, but hey, different strokes…

Well, that is the best kind of mattress.

After the first three paragraphs, I was kind of expecting more Christmas-letter stuff and then: By the way, he died.

I don't know what you're talking about.