Wow, a bunch of rich, white right-wingers want to escape the consequences for their repeated bad decisions? Shocker.

This! If Trump ends up crippling the Republican Party for good, he will have performed such a valuable public service that we should call for putting him on stamps and naming schools and government buildings after him.

I've gotta think that Wisconsin's paltry economic recovery under Scott Walker and the Flint water crisis in Republican-governed Michigan should doom lots of Republican hopes in those states.

I would say that there's more to Trump's motivation than simply making the most money possible. Sure, he's always wanted to make money, but more important to him was making his name mean something, ensuring it would be remembered, seeing it stamped on tangible things, especially buildings. He's a pharaoh, not merely a…

During the panicky time of the financial crisis in 2008, when the bank bailouts were emerging as a necessary evil to save the capitalist system from its own massive failures, I was taking a class at the business school at my university. I took delight in scrawling on the bathroom stall: "When the going gets tough,…

"Whatever, Little Drewsef."

That's actually a fairly common hand position in kung-fu. It originated as a secret, subtle signal that would go unnoticed by the authorities, but would identify you to the initiated as part of some rebellious group or other.

Most stridently pro-Hillary people really are Republicans in their heart of hearts.

You mean Samuel Johnson.

Well, a taco is involved…

We're always hilarious.

I gotta say, that sounds delicious!

"Listen, if there's going to be an Inquisition — and it's not off the table, alright folks? I'll tell you that. But anyway, if there's going to be an Inquisition, in my administration, I guarantee you it will be in English, not Spanish. Believe me."

Paulie Shore?

I'm open-minded enough not to dismiss that assertion out of hand, but I'm not going to sift through seasons 12—infinity to find them. I might enjoy an anthology of these purported gems someday.

Thank you for making me snort as I laughed at this!

Your parenthetical there really encapsulates everything I've ever understood about gun nutz, preppers, gold-hoarders, and Trump supporters: they are, by every measure important in our modern world, losers; and they fantasize about the end of this world, naively believing that their AR-15s and seed vault will allow…

My God, that was terrible. I've lived through twelve recessions, eight panics, and five years of McKinley-nomics — but this just makes me want to jump off the top of that escalator to nowhere.

"While her daughter refused to serve"

He's embarrassed about his porno past — which everyone is reminded of when they see him holding a ketchup bottle — even though Orthodox Ikon Black Jesus is giving him the "hey, no judgements here" face and hands.