Faygo: The Gathering of the Argallos

This story might actually improve in the longer format of a series. Watching Alonzo become more corrupt might be more interesting than seeing him already totally fucking corrupt, as we do in the film. Still, I stand by my answer from a few years ago, when asked the scariest movie I had seen and named Training Day. The…

"Serious stalkery troll"? Is it Karla Ha Ha?

I dislike bourbon, as it tastes like ipecac to me. I loathe blended scotch. I love good, single malt scotch, but can't call any styles or distilleries to mind. Also, it's expensive, so I usually find Irish whiskey to be a suitable substitute (ironically, it is almost always blended).

Some kind of Van Damme-age.

I guess this podcast just isn't really for me.

You should jerk off or something. Maybe it would loosen you up. I'd suggest you get laid, but you'd probably take it as a suggestion to rape somebody. So learn to love yourself first; it is the greatest love of all.

So many people around here talked up this podcast that I finally gave it a listen a few months back. I don't mind some silliness, but Auckerman did nothing but annoy me. Adam kept things tolerable for a while just through his general likability. But it seemed like after War or Unforgetable Fire, the Scotts became more…

Be thankful that the radical mood swings you suffered were just the result of going to those concerts. Those guys are Irish: radical mood swings from ecstasy to the depths of non-point-source despair are a huge part of their cultural and genetic heritage!

Sounds like there needs to be an "Einstein Was a Dick" webpage, like similar ones for Silver-Age Superman and Batman.

Maybe she will play a key role in healing the Great Schism between the Eastern and Western Churches.

But the thing us, there is no decay. Keith Richards is somehow taxidermied while still alive.

Finally saw Mad Max: Fury Road, and was blown away. Amazing action and stunts. And since it's all in a desert, I've never been so thirsty watching a movie!

I finally saw this movie today, and this comment was the recommendation that made me want to go see it. You were right: the action just gets better and better as the movie goes on!

"it will take a while for China to flip." I was cringing through his whole race-amalgamation thing, and then just burst out laughing at that line.

Yeah, they always knew English, they just wouldn't speak it until you butchered French past a point they could tolerate.

I also speak no other languages. When speaking to people in foreign lands, I have actually thought from time to time that imperialism has worked out great for me!

I loved Joe's line, "I didn't know him" — you know, just to clarify.

It really is frustrating that there's a great movie lurking not too far below the surface of what we actually got with Part III. I think it should have gone more like the last couple of episodes of Breaking Bad, where the whole Corleone world comes crashing down. That tale is a Greek tragedy, and it should have had a…

I had such high hopes for the super villain answer, because he so quickly had his clarifying question ready, as if he'd already given this some serious thought, but maybe within some really specific parameters, and wanted to be sure his scheme fit the spirit of the question.