Very good points.

What do English people call a paper route?

Like what you like, but we shouldn't talk about Tex-Mex as if it's somehow inauthentic. It's a real subset of Mexican cuisine that straddles the border. It's not, perhaps the most inventive, varied, or pathbreaking subset of Mexican food, but much like barbecue, it's about making something tasty out of simple or even…

Well, that's because Townsville doesn't know shit. You gotta try Cityberg.

NAFTA didn't help with that, either?

"Hey, up all your noses with rubber hoses!"

No. No one has let either of those go unnoticed.

"Esquilax!"

They could have had 100 just with film titles.

Sometimes the longest journey is the most satisfying. Kind of like how West Haverbrook isn't all that great, but once you get there after such a long, dry trip through the Springfield Badlands, even the shitty diner downtown is just what you want.

Skinner pounding his shoe as a gavel is still one of my favorite gags ever.

Sounds like it would be a bargain at twice the price!

This is the Reagan-Democrat Simpsons fan response.

Fallen away Simpsons fan, eh? Well, the current pope is pretty cool about that.

But you click because you were conditioned to do so in the lab, where they gave little Chimpan-A a slice of melon every time you clicked a link.

Forty-six is a small number for a topic as rich as this. It's also a weirdly precise number, not a multiple of 5 or 10, which makes me think the creator was either interrupted in the middle of doing this, or plans to continue adding to it as time permits.

"Let them eat cake" got plenty of laughs at the moment Marie Antoinette said it.

Even after all these decades, PJ O'Rourke still probably counts as the funniest conservative. And that is just dismal.

Reins.

Ah, yes, Mordred's nursery mobile!