Just for the record, I'm still not entirely 100% on board with this whole idea that a reunited Germany is a good thing. I'm maintaining a watchful, wait-and-see approach. Their dictating of immensely destructive austerity terms to Greece does not make me think they are all smiles und sunshine.

All manufacturers are in China these days. And despite their continued insistence that they are — really, you guys! — Communists, it's been pretty clear for the last 20 years or so that they care most about the money (maintaining strict one-party rule is in second place).

You're all way off. It's the secret-Nazi-Muslim-Commies who run Obama, and therefore the entire country.

The blade runner is dead? I thought he was just sentenced to 5 years.

Floppy disks? So the North Koreans will be sure to see it!

Now that Obama has come out strongly against Sony's decision to pull the movie, calling it capitulating to terrorist demands, surely we can expect Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, other members of that other GOP, and certainly the shrieking heads at Fox News-Flavored Product to vociferously condemn the president's…

I would suggest working Nick Fury into that list.

There's some matter of Japanese hostages whose release the Japanese have been negotiating; this Interview tizzy has apparently threatened those negotiations.

It goes along with how terrorists often capture journalists and act like they are part of the government — because in many Arab countries, of course, there is such a thing as "state-run media," and they tend to have pretty firm grip on market share. We're not talking about PBS or the BBC. Closer to Pravda in the old…

Someone else mentioned that the GOP indicated they had more info and stolen intellectual property from the initial hack, and they threatened to release it. My guess is that some at Sony don't want to risk that.

The shadow of VanDerWerff still hangs, looming and threatening, over the AV Club, and none but the very boldest dare even suggest that disliking Girls is a legitimate response — and even those brave souls only do it obliquely.

OMG, I had to cut dinner short one night last week because I have no DVR and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was coming on and I wanted to watch it. This threw me back to time 30 years ago when I didn't even have a VCR to use. Altering my activities to accommodate a TV broadcast schedule felt barbaric.

# notallinternetusersandstarwarsgeeks

"I hate assumptions. They make an ass out of 'u' and 'mption'."

You got the right one, Baby. Uh-huh!

But now we can hear "No Embargo Mambo" without breaking the law.

Splitting it into two capitalized words is making me giggle.

Thank you for expressing this sentiment in such a way that I can give it a like. I didn't want to like the posts that remind me of Dan Cortez on PCP.

Someone, somewhere, just came reading that.

Just for the record, I faked every shower.