"I DEMAND more of a show from the people uh…staying in my basement."

My father (b. 1947) graduated high school in 1965. He said that it was fairly common among that class of '65 for people to think the Beatles' American album Beatles '65 was dedicated to that graduating class. It made me realize that Charles Manson thinking the Beatles were speaking directly to him wasn't so unusual a…

"Winds of Motherfucking Change"!

Fuckers with jobs can be sooooo condescending.

They were truly the greatest Pepsi generation.

History comes first as tragedy, then repeats as farce.

Hey, he's still got over 2 years to keep up his end of the bargain!

Name one time Joe Biden closed a door on anyone!

I think you're right. I'm staying in a hotel tonight, so I'll consult Gideon.

Schwarzeneggerhauptenfluegenpfeifferstein.

But does anybody here remember?

Yes, because all the factories are now in China, where there is no Christmas.

I love "O Come All Ye Faithful," mostly because sometimes they'll sung it as "adeste fideles," and it's one of the few times you still get to hear Latin at mass.

I bet Grimmy is Frank Grimes Jr.

I find her very off-putting, and fail to understand why she keeps getting work. But there's no accounting for taste. I'm one of the weirdos who lamented Greg the Bunny's demise.

If only someone could tame her!

Rory Calhoun?

I heard someone mansplain that the fact that Eric Garner was able to get out the words "I can't breathe" proved that he could, in fact, breathe at that moment; so obviously he was faking it.

While this particular show sounds terrible, I do generally applaud shows that try something different by setting the action in a novel workplace. I can't call to mind a lot of sports-related sitcoms in the last generation, so this actually qualifies as novel.

He was killed in a three-way Mexican standoff 20 years ago.