The horrible, horrible economy and job market also help lower expectations.

I like-a the way it sounded, too!

That's how these Millennials do. They just use words without anything more than a cursory understanding of their real meaning. They know that "money shot" has something to do with people being naked and "doing sex." They've already debased "swag" to the point that I don't even want to mention free shit that…

I figured that boyfriend of hers was only using her as a beard.

Take yer nuance and get outta here!

Opportunist? Someone who sees an angle and decides to play it?

"The camera crews and editing crews all saw her 'Who Ha' she needs to get over yourself"

He popularized the term "wide stance."

People like us will be shocked to see that there's a fourth Simpsons child, Moe's is now a brew-pub, Marge teaches fourth grade at Springfield Elementary, Homer has a mustache, and Flanders is the mayor.

Like "Daddy"?

Get this man a contract, a Pulitzer, and a Nobel Prize!

The Cabinet of D'oh-ctor Calig-Homer

"Such a disappointment to your mother and me." [shakes head]

That's the most fucked-up stupidity I've heard since…something happened…back in Smarch…oh, TV's on!

I'm convinced they're just going to keep the show going until Paul McCartney dies, so they can have Lisa eat a fucking steak in the last episode.

Jamestown? Are you thinking of Roanoke?

I'm a big fan of the non sequitur after that introduction, such as, "I'm not racist, but I got a flat tire yesterday." Or, "I'm not racist, but I got free tickets to a movie tonight!"

So stereotypically Gallic.

"reinforced military-grade Nook"

Man, I've been watching INXS videos on Youtube lately, and can I take a moment to say how insanely sexy Michael Hutchence was? Holy shit, that man had it goin' on!