They both enjoyed cigars. This joke should write itself, but I'll only do it if Jay gives me $35,000.

Oh, for fuck's sake, that made me do a spit-take all over my keyboard.

I am not conversant in the ways of men's rights forums; I had never heard of MRAs until I saw them mentioned and discussed here on the AV Club, and the Long Beach shooting is the only time I've heard them discussed anywhere else. So when I first heard of the #NotAllMen thing, I was really shocked to see it being…

"Not all of them."

Oh, let's do affirmative action next! Because seemingly NO ONE who talks about it publicly understands what that really means.

"and then they'd be as risky as female hires."

Why does every week's Savage Love comment section inevitably involve Taco Bell™ and the drizzly shits? God damn it. It's lunch time, now I'm going to Taco Bell™, and I'm going to suffer for it later tonight — all thanks to you motherfuckers!

Ugh. That opening was always my cue to turn off the TV and head outside to play.

I meant in the article. I trust the commenters here to bring their A game.

"During the rutting season, human males display their virility with ostentatious cowlicks. The bigger and more outstanding cowlicks advertise a male's prowess to potential females, and intimidate other males."

One of the funniest things the show ever did. Any of Homer's weird romantic/sexual tics are great, but somehow his romantic love of, and consumption of, a meal just fits him perfectly.

A turkey reuben is called a rachel where I come from. I guess they're popular enough to get their own name. Progress, I suppose, of some kind.

Liked, not because I agree, but because the "monster sandwich" train of thought is so hilarious.

Arugula gets a bad rap as some kind of foppish, sissy-boy green. It's as good for you as spinach, but it often has a peppery bite, so you have to be tough to chew on that, son. The growers should band together and market it that way: "Arugula, the Tough Guy's Salad Green." Get Sam Elliot to do the voice-overs.

I love mayo, but I have to agree that Chinese food with mayo in it sounds disgusting. I don't want cheese with my Asian food, either.

Thankfully the Tasmanian Devil craze of the 1990s seems to have lost steam. But those people were just garden-variety losers with too much beer money. Like you say, the Tweety-Bird people are just strange and unsettling.

YES. As much as I love Chuck Jones's work with Warner Brothers, his Tom and Jerry cartoons are shit.

Perfectly described. I am an older sibling, and have a deep, welling, dark desire to give you some serious Indian burns the moment Mom's out of earshot.

Absolutely. Road Runner is basically a toddler. Tweety is a college sophomore.

No mention of Homer's 6-foot-long sandwich, purloined from the company pic-a-nic, and which he continued to eat, long after it had spoiled, thus causing him to remain at home while Aunt Selma took the kids to Duff Gardens? For shame!