*Ahem*

Twilight Princess, definitely, Skyward Sword, maybe. TP is definitely a pretty standard Zelda, but I think it's one of the better ones. The main characters don't have as much personality, but the tone and the art style are pretty great. Skyward Sword has kind of a Wind Waker vibe going for it, but the controls are a…

I wish. At least then I'd have someone. *Uncomfortable silence as everyone tries to figure out how serious he's being*

Are you being sarcastic, dude?

I basically only click on these articles for the sarcastic comments and various "Great Job" replacements.

Go take some time off to find yourself, Internet.

Fair use can apply to some profit-making endeavors (news/commentary sites), as well. But now I'm thinking too hard about it and my head is starting to hurt.

Very avant-garde.

I feel like we can't give Malcolm in the Middle too much credit, because it also gave us possibly the worst TV mom of all time.

I can quote the Simpsons on command! Shit, pressure's on, pressure's on… Um… Dammit…

I loved it for most of its run, but I was young. I pretty much just loved Red.

It doesn't count if he was a bastard child!

I dunno, I've never seen The Sopranos.

Are you accusing Wikipedia of lying?

I think they used to have the year on the license plate on the titles. They mysteriously stopped renewing the registration sometime after 1979…

The man's done a lot that you're not giving him proper credit for! He played "Himself" on both the Soprano's and RuPaul's Drag Race, and who could forget him as Pablo in Scarface: The Video Game?

I knew that eventually, this gimmick would turn truly terrifying.

That was the saddest upvote I've ever given.

You'll break Nathan Rabin's heart!

Shangri-La? You… don't know very much about Islam, do you?