Dowager Pounce.

I was trying to come up with a baseball diamond joke until I finished the article. I should have known better than to doubt everyone's favorite drunken Irishman.

I think there's a typo in the article. That documentary was actually titled I am Spock.

I tend to feel too stupid for the 2D Zeldas, honestly. I have a short attention span and have been playing catch-up on old Zeldas, so I'll take a break and completely forget where I am or where I'm supposed to be. That's the reason why I'll sadly probably never actually finish Link's Awakening or Link to the Past.

No offense all, but this thread is clearly one of the nerdiest things I've seen on the AV Club.

Great Job, Internet!
Simply quite atrocious

That's how I view politics, basically.

Are they wrong?

This looks beautiful and charming; the art reminds me a bit of Wind Waker, but not in a rip-off way or anything. Really hoping this comes to a console at some point, nothing against PCs but I can never get even simple games to work right on my crappy laptop.

Saw this in a political films class I took in college. It was absolutely outstanding

I'm not nodding politely, I'm rolling my eyes and scrolling past it when Netflix incessantly recommends this!

Someone should just buy him a set of old Ghostbusters action figures, a cheap video camera, and lock him in a room by himself and never let him out.

By hot dog vendor, I'm assuming you mean the guy who takes Kirk up on that offer.

How do you keep up with the news like that?!

The Twilight series, plus however many Kirk Cameron movies it takes to get to ten, starting with Saving Christmas and working backward from there.

At least 3 or 4. Half the reason I've never seen Blade Runner is because I don't know which version to watch.

I'm really glad this is happening for some reason. I mean, the series has already been shit on, so either this is good or nothing has really changed.

Boy, I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue…

Repeat Sean O'Neal's jokes, then face his fiery, drunken wrath.

Aside from the proper punctuation, how is this not a Reposted a7x Fan comment?