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Asshole of Green Gables
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I've always thought Archie looked really fruity and the lyrics to "Sugar sugar" are plainly gay.

Heavy metal is cool.

Heavy metal is cool.

That's the lid to the heating unit!  That's dangerous!

That's the lid to the heating unit!  That's dangerous!

Bias is fine as long it's out in the open.  Don't bullshit people with fake neutrality.

Bias is fine as long it's out in the open.  Don't bullshit people with fake neutrality.

Little Big Man contains multiple points where the protaginist hits horrifying rock bottom lows, then goes even lower later.   It's unique in that regard.   It's a series of awful lows, followed by bouncebacks, followed by more lows.   I do so cherish that movie.

Little Big Man contains multiple points where the protaginist hits horrifying rock bottom lows, then goes even lower later.   It's unique in that regard.   It's a series of awful lows, followed by bouncebacks, followed by more lows.   I do so cherish that movie.

Little Big Man:

Little Big Man:

That's a good one.

That's a good one.

Did they let you watch the "Wizard of Oz" scene where Dorothy runs away from home and meets the fortune teller?   The Pee Wee scene was basically the same except with higher stakes.

Did they let you watch the "Wizard of Oz" scene where Dorothy runs away from home and meets the fortune teller?   The Pee Wee scene was basically the same except with higher stakes.

I've always thought Pee Wee Hermann in "Big Adventure" was at rock bottom when he stumbled into the fortune teller's place.   He was out of options and 90% crazy, wandering aimlessly in a thunderstorm in a wet suit.  By sheer luck he was saved from going over the brink of insanity.  It was the darkest part of the

I've always thought Pee Wee Hermann in "Big Adventure" was at rock bottom when he stumbled into the fortune teller's place.   He was out of options and 90% crazy, wandering aimlessly in a thunderstorm in a wet suit.  By sheer luck he was saved from going over the brink of insanity.  It was the darkest part of the

Find him and force feed shards of broken CDs.  They will pierce his intestines and cause him to die slowly from internal bleeding.    You will laugh while he dies and tell him he deserves it.  He does.

Find him and force feed shards of broken CDs.  They will pierce his intestines and cause him to die slowly from internal bleeding.    You will laugh while he dies and tell him he deserves it.  He does.

That's gross.