That's gross.

In high school I also had a bag of sugary hard-shelled grape-flavored candies I had acquired at the 5th grade fall festival at my old grade school.  I had kept them so long that they had broken down and fused into a solid mass, though the bag remained sealed.  I enjoyed having them as a gross memento of…

In high school I also had a bag of sugary hard-shelled grape-flavored candies I had acquired at the 5th grade fall festival at my old grade school.  I had kept them so long that they had broken down and fused into a solid mass, though the bag remained sealed.  I enjoyed having them as a gross memento of…

In high school I had a Tic Tac container that I had filled to the top with dandruff flakes.  It took a long time and a lot of work.  I was very diligent about picking out all the hair and other debris to ensure that the contents were 100% dandruff.  I used to sit in the downstairs game room and flick it and flip it…

In high school I had a Tic Tac container that I had filled to the top with dandruff flakes.  It took a long time and a lot of work.  I was very diligent about picking out all the hair and other debris to ensure that the contents were 100% dandruff.  I used to sit in the downstairs game room and flick it and flip it…

This book is simple — she's just looking for someone to dance with.   Michael Penn taught me that.

This book is simple — she's just looking for someone to dance with.   Michael Penn taught me that.

When did Gene Simmons join Metallica?

When did Gene Simmons join Metallica?

So I see that you are actually from this alternate universe.  Fascinating.

So I see that you are actually from this alternate universe.  Fascinating.

In what alternate universe does Barack Obama have "the exact opposite platform" of Mitt Romney?

In what alternate universe does Barack Obama have "the exact opposite platform" of Mitt Romney?

This uncool band is uncool, and I won't buy their CD.  Because it is uncool.  What's even more uncool than uncool things is liking uncool things.  So don't do it.

This uncool band is uncool, and I won't buy their CD.  Because it is uncool.  What's even more uncool than uncool things is liking uncool things.  So don't do it.

Justin Bieber makes a pretty cute lesbian.  Green Day are ugly skanky old lesbians.

Justin Bieber makes a pretty cute lesbian.  Green Day are ugly skanky old lesbians.

They are uncool.

They are uncool.

The hilariously dated part of the "With Honors" clip was where the professor referred to the 90-day timetable for unrestricted presidential warmaking powers contained in the War Powers Resolution of 1973, as if that were a grant of almost royal prerogative.  In the post 9-11 world, presidents have claimed vastly…