I've always thought it would be cool to do this movie in reverse:  the humans start as soulless, emotionless automatons, and the pod people are emotional creatures who feel love and joy and have an affinity for art, philosophy, and spirituality.    The non-emotional humans defend themselves and their non-emotional…

These assholes at this party are not liberals.  Not even close.  They're DEMOCRATS.  Big difference.  Huge.

These assholes at this party are not liberals.  Not even close.  They're DEMOCRATS.  Big difference.  Huge.

Similarly, US President mostly avoids discussing Afghanistan situation.  Seems the Good War is not so good after all. Good Willard likewise not so good after all.

Similarly, US President mostly avoids discussing Afghanistan situation.  Seems the Good War is not so good after all. Good Willard likewise not so good after all.

"Well, what do you expect? I'm not doing 'A' material for charity!"

"Well, what do you expect? I'm not doing 'A' material for charity!"

Yeeks, who is that blonde girl?  I hope she was a damn good actress, because she definitely couldn't base her career on good looks.

Yeeks, who is that blonde girl?  I hope she was a damn good actress, because she definitely couldn't base her career on good looks.

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

Yeah.  I thought the quote was doubly apt because of that.

Yeah.  I thought the quote was doubly apt because of that.

Yeah!  Free Jerry Sandusky!  Power to the people!

Yeah!  Free Jerry Sandusky!  Power to the people!

"Charging a man with masturbation in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500."

"Charging a man with masturbation in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500."

How about inflatable boyfriend?  Buy two tickets, enter theatre and take seat, then inflate anatomically correct  Michael Jackson doll, place Michael in the seat next to you, then stroke his wiener.  I don't see why this should be illegal.  It's not masturbation.  It would make an interesting test case for the ACLU.

How about inflatable boyfriend?  Buy two tickets, enter theatre and take seat, then inflate anatomically correct  Michael Jackson doll, place Michael in the seat next to you, then stroke his wiener.  I don't see why this should be illegal.  It's not masturbation.  It would make an interesting test case for the ACLU.

What can you legally do for fun in a porno theatre?  Can you bring a dildo and fondle it?   Could you buy two tickets and use one for your inflatable girlfriend, then fuck her with the dildo?