What can you legally do for fun in a porno theatre?  Can you bring a dildo and fondle it?   Could you buy two tickets and use one for your inflatable girlfriend, then fuck her with the dildo?

The Shaggs played gigs at the Fremont NH town hall in front of a teen audience, and they were vastly more avant garde than VU ever dreamed of being.   Watching fat ugly schoolgirls out-hip the pompous self-important NY hipsters of VU would have been the coolest thing ever to witness.

The Shaggs played gigs at the Fremont NH town hall in front of a teen audience, and they were vastly more avant garde than VU ever dreamed of being.   Watching fat ugly schoolgirls out-hip the pompous self-important NY hipsters of VU would have been the coolest thing ever to witness.

They're almost old enough to be Riot Grrrrannies, with Riot Grrrranddaughters.

They're almost old enough to be Riot Grrrrannies, with Riot Grrrranddaughters.

This looks just like a "Behind the Music" episode, only with dog shit on the carpet, and no drugs or music.

This looks just like a "Behind the Music" episode, only with dog shit on the carpet, and no drugs or music.

Go back to Russia, pinko.

Go back to Russia, pinko.

Aren't they Riot Wooommmeeeennn now?

Aren't they Riot Wooommmeeeennn now?

"Excuse me, but you know very well I said I was looking for wine glasses, not swine glasses."

"Excuse me, but you know very well I said I was looking for wine glasses, not swine glasses."

"Why do all your bras only accommodate two teats?  My wife has 12."

"Why do all your bras only accommodate two teats?  My wife has 12."

"My sow and piglets can't find suitable preschool clothing here.  What kind of a crummy store is this?"

"My sow and piglets can't find suitable preschool clothing here.  What kind of a crummy store is this?"

Fondly forgotten alt-rock band returns to fill a much-needed void.

Fondly forgotten alt-rock band returns to fill a much-needed void.

There was a lot of good music being made during the ska boom.  Too bad none of it was ska.