He's not a bass player.   He should have chosen a different instrument back when he first started to play music.   He's been playing the wrong instrument for his entire career.

What's funny to me is that your whole outlook on this matter hinges on the idea that the defendants are so obviously guilty that the government should be allowed to proceed as if criminal convictions are a certainty.   You refuse even to acknowledge the possibility of an acquittal because that would make what the…

If the Devil went down to Georgia, and staged a prog-rock bass-off between Chris Squire and Geddy Lee, who would win that shiny bass made of gold?

WRONG. Non-payment of bills is a red herring. The domains and servers were seized and shut down by the FBI.  Further operation is no longer possible, bills or no bills.  Regardless of what else happens, users will be going elsewhere for web storage, which means Megaupload is fucking DEAD, and there have been no trial…

Accusations don't mean shit until they have been tested in a court of law.   It's called due process, and it's one of the fundamental tenets of our legal system.   It's also one of the things that separates democracies from tyrannies.   Surely you know that.   And this crap about the Megaupload guys not having a plan…

Oh that's lovely — the Megaupload guys will get a trial AFTER their business has been destroyed on orders of El Presidente.   Isn't the trial supposed to come before that whole business-destroying thing?   And what happens if they're acquitted?   Their business is fucking DEAD now.   Do they get an "oops I'm sorry for…

Don't you just love how the government skipped the trial and went straight to the punishment?     It's wonderful to have a president whose administration has such deep respect for the sanctity of the due process required by the Bill of Rights.

I am oh so glad We The People rose up and defeated SOPA.    Otherwise the government would have been able to sieze and destroy internet businesses with no trial or due process of any kind.   Thank God we prevented that.   This sure is a swell democracy we're living in.

Merci.

"Law and Office."   Two NBC zombie shows for the price of one.

Juan Epstein died yesterday morning, and this is what AV Club puts out as a headliner?  Fucking Deadwood, season one?   No mention of Robert Hegyes anywhere on the site.  You fucks have had 24 hours to get on this story.   There is no excuse for this shit.

Cock pushup lessons from Kyle Gass?

Training = buying coke for bookers at indie clubs.

Nah it's just French.   So yes, I guess.

A bar of soap?

Q:  Why does Paris have so many tree-lined boulevards?

Imagine the tragedy of being the guy who had a ticket to the 1938 Reichsparteitag, but didn't use it, saying "well, I've never seen the greatest orator in human history speak, and he is most certainly at the peak of his powers, and the Reichsparteitage are by all accounts the most awesome and unforgettable public…

Impudent limey.   I've got a Splittersprenggranate for you.

Candlebox's hairbandesque debut went quadruple platinum in 1993.   Quite odd, considering this was the height of the grunge/alt era.

The government whatever the fuck it wants.    You can pass a law giving permission for it, or not.   Makes no difference in the end.    Laws don't bind our government anymore.