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I'm so glad SOPA was defeated.   Otherwise the federal government would have been able to shut down and destroy internet businesses without any due process.   Oh wait. . .

How about writing in clear English?   You seemed to imply that the white squadrons had been given superior equipment.

What?  There's nothing weird about being conversant with Luftwaffe Rustsätze.  You never know when you might need to field mod a Bf-110 for a close support mission against Soviet motorized infantry.

"Third Reich?  Mo like third strike.  That means you done struck out, Mistah Hitlah."

Superior equipment?   The Tuskegee guys had the P-51.   There wasn't anything superior to that.

I had a radically customized instlallation of Combat Flight Simulator 2 and destroyed many a B-17 with my Me 262.   I could save the Reich if only I had a time machine.

The sequel will have a Red Tail pilot leap from his cockpit and grapple onto an airborne V2 rocket, disable the rocket by shooting out its gyros with a .45 pistol, then leap away and open his parachute.   Rocket spins out of control and explodes spectacularly while a parachuting Mr. Red Tail lights a cigar and

The effects look like shit in the commercials.  Like a cheesy video game.

That sounds like an actual song, which is progress for these guys.  It's nice to see they're getting better, however slowly.  Give them another 75 years and they could be the new Olivia Newton-John.   Another 125 years and they could be the new Donna Summer.

Blink of an Eye is a brilliant episode and a classic sci-fi concept.   It's exactly the sort of thought-provoking concept that makes sci-fi worthwhile.

Any Medusas?

No Dyna Girl? Maybe Diana? It would be cool to have two sisters named Electra and Diana, with Electra being the older. Then they could be taunted with the moniker "Electra Woman and Diana Girl."

Star Trek Voyager's Unimatrix Zero episode is some of the best Trek ever.   A real high point for the whole franchise.

Freakin' out the squares, man!  

My boy is deaf, which means he'll never get to hear Loverboy.  I should just kill him now.

I don't quite agree.   Accept was a bit hairbandy and commercial, but they were certainly a lot harder than the LA hairbands.   Restless and Wild has double kick drum, in fucking 1982 no less.   No American hair band from that day would have dreamed of using double kick drum.

Sorta opposite situations IMO.   Dubrow was a good rock singer who never had much good material to work with.   Neill is a shitty singer who did have good material to work with.  Motley Crue's catalogue would hold up a lot better today if the vocals had been better.

Quiet Riot simply couldn't write enough songs to fill out albums.   Go beyond the singles and listen to the deep tracks.  They are fucking awful.    They are the laziest and stupidest shit you'll ever hear.  If you want to hear an 80's hair band that has good deep tracks then try Accept.   Restless and Wild has no

500+ comments and nobody mentions Dark Star?  What the FUCK.  That decaying spaceship is simultaneously the most depressing and most hilarious mini-dystopia ever put on film.

Okay, Ebenezer.   Tiny Tim will say a prayer for your soul tonight.