Still shocking television for vegetarians after all these years.    Roast Beast.    With a side of blood pudding for bonus holiday cheer.   Meaty Christmas!

Go easy on Bill.   Lazy hedonistic assholes need a political commentator of their own.    God forbid their opinions aren't heard on TV.  God forbid.

He's not even liberal.  He cheers for heinously non-liberal shit like killing American citizens without due process, and he only does it because the president is a Democrat.  The guy is just a dumb dick.   Just a year and half ago he was saying every terrorism suspect deserves a trial in civilian court. …

Just to illustrate what a sorry excuse for a libertarian Maher is — he enthusiastically endorsed Obama's assassination of American citizen Anwar al-Awlaki without a shred of due process and zero transparency.   That is absolutely fucking pathetic.   No real libertarian would even consider endorsing such a blatantly…

Shane McGowan?  That guy has drank so much it's dissolved his teeth.

Maker's Mark is way too expensive for my blood, though I admit it's way cool because it's Lemmy's drink of choice, mixed with a little Coke.

Bill Maher is an ignorant person's idea of what a smart person sounds like.   It makes me sick that he's commonly regarded as the public face of atheism and libertarianism.   He gives a bad name to both.   And even more than his overrated intellect, the quality that defines his commentary more than anything is…

I really liked that Rico Suave guy.  I thought he had a cheese-rap persona that was way cooler than Hammer or Vanilla.  He had the perfect balance of self-aware silliness and dead-serious piggish sexism.  It was disappointing to see his career fizzle out so quickly.

My favorite 80's comedy flop is Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.   The Man with Two Brains is good too.

Dead singer full of vodka.  Kinda like you, minus the singing.

The cluelessness of some people.  All these songs needed were guest raps by Tupac.  Was that not blindingly obvious enough?    What a fucking waste.  Instant platinum turned to shit.

Yeah.  They carry rubbers in the back pocket of their acid-washes because they don't want nobody else's VD.   They got their own VD and goddamn if that ain't bad enough.  They usually buy rubbers and a Winston soft-pack at the 7-11 on  the way out to the bar.   Sometimes they forget the rubbers and get too buzzed at…

In the 70's the term VD(veneral disease) was used instead of STD's.    It was usually used in the singular, as in "beware of VD", and "VD, the silent killer", and "that bitch gave me VD!".

They still call it VD in those bars, and they don't need no women's lib there either.

People forget, but for a long time Petty got slagged by indie/punk people.    If you were into Elvis Costello or The Clash or Dead Kennedys you weren't supposed to like Petty.  A lot of Petty fans were in the closet.  Seems silly now.

Pass the Douchie on the Lefthand Side.

Doucher in the Rye.

Juno just screamed early 90's from start to finish.  It still baffles me that a movie that looks likes a badly dated artifact of 1994 became a hyped hit in the year 2007.    It wasn't a bad movie and I sorta enjoyed it but that overwhelmingly thick 90's mallternative vibe was really distracting and odd.

Palindrome names:   Cockroachcock.   Fuck you, you fuck.

WE FORGOT how to be cool.    Please God, don't let me die uncool.