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That fucking voice.   I might have really liked this band with any other singer.  I wish somebody could have persuaded Billy that it was best for him to just write tunes and play rhythm guitar behind a REAL singer.   Probably was not possible though, given the mammoth ego on the guy.   He had to be the star.  What an

If she and Christina Hendricks were in a boxing match neither would be able to land a punch.

Those girls are pretty.

So the Tiger II wasn't a tank because it had an 88mm gun?   What bullshit.  Tiger II was a man's tank.   Wehrmacht regs required an 8-inch penis just to be allowed to enter a Tiger II.

FOUR inches, dude.  It's a Tiger I in the picture.   100mm on the glacis plate.  If want six inches you need the Tiger II, which had 150mm on the glacis.

I like the Marder II that mounted the captured Russion 76.2mm gun.   Good use of an oboslete tank chassis and found weapons.  Stick 'em together and make something kickass.  The Germans were quite good at that sort of recycling of equipment.

Change bandname to "Old Youth" and soldier on until death.  It's the only option.

Word to yo mother.

Yo Vanilla.  Kick it one time, boyeeee.

Battleshits.

A potential wild card would be having Richard discover that Manny whacked Angela.   Richard just might go medieval on Manny.  Richard already holds his own life in small regard so I doubt he would he even give a shit about getting away with the deed.  Possible murder/suicide scenario.

Machine Gun Viturbo backed over his own pit crew for points.  The man knew how to work the rulebook.

Stackenblochen.

I recall the Lost in Space TV show had Penny and Will playing something called "Space Chess."  My memory is fuzzy on the matter but I don't recall the game looking any different from regular chess.  Having "space chess" just be standard chess that you play on a spaceship would be entirely in keeping with the lazy

Yeah it's a weird case.  I've never seen a movie that had so much memorable stuff in it without being an actual good movie.  But maybe it is good.  I haven't seen it in a long time.  I should probably view it again.

You could do a whole article on the first Highlander movie.  It's not really a good movie but somehow it has a bunch of stuff that sticks in the brain whether you want it to or not.

Jimmy is displaying very poor impulse control, which is a fatal flaw in a boss.  A boss of organized crime is supposed to be a source of stability, but he's becoming the opposite of that.   He's acting like The Joker.

Religious guilt is a tough sell for me because I find religion to be such an obvious crock of shit.  I've seen it be compelling at times but usually it doesn't work for me.

No.  He has some bad scarring above one eye. 

Yeah I fear we'll be seeing some irritating Catholic guilt trip soon.   Nucky needs to pull a Daniel Plainview on Margaret and let her know score about that God and Jesus bullshit.   It's all fake.