Bloodsucking Freaks
rules. It's so wrong, and so perfect.

Brutus Beefcake rules.

Warcraft 4. Starcraft 2 is fun but I really wanted an update of Warcraft 3.

Shaggs Live
I still keep hoping somebody find lost tapes of live Shaggs shows. Their studio recordings were gloriously raw and chaotic. Live tapes could be even better.

All great people are jerks. Just accept it. I have. That is why I am the Asshole of Green Gables.

Pop? Yes. Punk? Yes. Pop-punk? NO!

John McCain? Who gives a shit about John McCain anymore? He's an irrelevant old goat who won't even be alive much longer.

Barack Obama
The artist formerly known as Illinois Senator Barack Obama once derided all the Bush "War on Terror" policies as tyrannical, unconstitutional, and unAmerican - only to adopt them in toto as President, and add a few new ones.

New Zealand should apologize
for being New Zealand. They're even more worthy of mass extermination than Canadians.

Ed Wood not a drag queen? He had a separate name for his drag persona (Shirley) and frequently went out to public places as Shirley. To me that sounds like a drag queen.

Is he a gay?
He looks like one.

Has he lost weight?
In the picture provided Smith doesn't look quite as morbidly obese as previously. His face is not as round and puffy.

Gilligan's Island
When I was a little kid I saw every episode so many times I literally knew every punchline to every joke. I must have seen all the episodes at the very least 5 times each, and probably more than that. Not sure I want to go back to the Island. Probably best to leave it a happy childhood memory.

Robin Williams
Anything with Williams in a comedic role. Nobody needs to see that shit ever again. Jim Carrey will probably be there someday.

From that genre Accept actually holds up really well. Check out "Restless and Wild" if you get the time. 28 years later it still sounds pretty badass.

The Rapersons
For a hip-hop group. Because they're persons. And they rap.

I got some banelings for you, reaper man.

Make diamond league as Zerg.
Platinum would be acceptable. Not sure if I have the aptitude to get to diamond, but I'll give it a shot.

No Starcraft 2 = Epic Fail
First you assholes leave Beach House off your music list, then Starcraft 2 off your games list. WTF?

Beefheart ripped off the Shaggs, or maybe it was just a case of great minds thinking alike.