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Asshole of Green Gables
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That Joan is one helluva broad. She's a broad a guy can talk to. You know, relate to. She's been around the block. She's got some miles on her. And that ain't a bad thing.

So it's like a disease or something? A contagious one? Shouldn't these people be quarantined?

70's gayness?
Was he a gay in the 1970's? I thought that came later, but he looks like a gay in the photo.

That picture is amazing
I LOVE the photo of the building. It's gorgeous. The two dillholes in the foreground are in the way.

Influences of these dudes
Lately I'm getting into the lite Sunshine Pop that influenced Stereolab. I especially like the The Free Design and Eternity's Children. Kites are fun!

This is one of the clearest examples EVER of buzzy music that is not likely to age well. I really can see people hiding their Sleigh Bell records in two years. It's cheesy stupid music, and what strikes me most about it is that it's far more overtly commercial than I expected. I mean, they use fucking Gwen

CHINESE DEMOCRACY

This is really kind of heroic and noble.
At 73, still breakin' the law and raisin' hell, same as in his youth. It wasn't just a pose or a passing phase with him. Next time I see Drugstore Cowboy I'll look at with newfound respect.

Michael J. Fox.

I don't buy the whole "balancing out" concept. I think we need another shorty. Art Linkletter was 6 foot 1, so he's out of the equation.

D E L G O !!!!!!!
Rabin, how in God's name could you possibly forget to mention the mighty DELGO? You had the voice of King Zahn sitting right in front of you, and you whiffed. Were you scared?

Another dead shorty?
First Dio goes, then Gary Coleman. Two very short celebrities. Who will complete the cycle? Udo Dirkschneider? Winona Ryder? Emanuel Lewis?

Mr. i and 1, please answer Hitler's question. You owe him an explanation, and me too.

Leprechaun Invasion
There were 5 terrifying Leprechaun horror movies made. Imagine these creatures organizing behind a military mastermind and a cadre of human turncoats. Imagine Barack Obama selling us out to the Leprechauns. You know he would do it. It's the closest he'll ever come to being a Kennedy.

If it makes you feel better I dislike pop-punk even more than hippie jam-rock.

Your mouths shall make excellent urinals.

The Gorillaz song is fine. The rest is doodoo.

The next hippie that takes a shower
will be the first.

I'd rather die first
than listen to this crap.

Excalibur has lots of great stuff in it, and a few bad things unfortunately. I especially like the final image of the sword being returned to the Lady of the Lake.