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Will you also be attendin' the cotillion at the colonel's manor this evenin'?

Don't give them ideas…

Overruled!

I'd like an investigation into what qualified person didn't get into Harvard when Kushner's dad wrote a big fat check so his bozo son could get in.

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I'm surprised they didn't try to rastafy him by 10% first.

I've had the thought "well, after all this, the Rock wouldn't be that bad…"

Where's Moochie?

If the Trump presidency had taught us anything, it's that there's no rock bottom to American politics. It's a black hole we're doomed to continually fall into, forever.

Well, if we're going to fire every dangerously incompetent person in this administration, then… wait, can we actually do that?

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Thanks for doing the nerdy physics explaining that I was gearing up to do! Poor science writing is one of my pet peeves.

Like father, like son: complete fucking morons

That's the risk you take in these comments.

Now I know why tigers eat their young…

I'm going to haul ass to Lollapalooza!

Does "sitting on your own balls while trying to set up a dictatorship" count as a high crime or misdemeanor? If so, then yes.

"I met with her to get dirt on Hilary, but the info wasn't good, so everything is cool."

Being based in Chicago, they're big fans of Jonathan Taves and Patrick Cane.