Dusts off head shots
Sees "physically fit" in call
Looks in mirror
Cries

I didn't understand it at the time; as you probably guessed, it wasn't airtight logic.

Those tote bags are really nice though

I once had someone argue that Obamacare was unconstitutional because this was a government "by the people and for the people." He honestly didn't know that line was from the Gettysburg Address and that it isn't a law.

It's certainly an axis upon which attitudes can turn, and generations definitely can have quite different attitudes. The attempts at trendy naming and overgeneralization still annoy me.

This generational crap is the worst: both from the older ones ("those damn millennials with their avocado toast") and the younger ones ("it's baby boomers' fault I use the phrase 'adulting' unironically."). Everyone is part of the annoying, younger generation until they're there ones fucking over the next generation.

Thank you, Don Corleone, for inviting me to your home on the day of your daughter's wedding. May the Instagram post she makes about it use a masculine emoji.

And the rate that Washington and Lincoln are spinning in their graves approaches relativistic speeds

'round back

Yeah, I should have gone with them being "concerned" or some other spineless drivel.

We just grow sorgum here!

Every Republican: "These comments are offensive and the President should apologize."

Posted this before watching, but holy shit you're right!

I hope the Rock does that thing with his eyebrow.

So he saw a bear? Got it.

If you're white, TV god doesn't close a network TV door without opening a basic cable window.

It plays into their victim fantasy. Prepare to hear "so much for the tolerant left" unironically.

I want to feel sorry for her, I really do. But it's not like Trump was some unknown when she married him in 2005. Yeah, becoming president seemed unlikely, but he still was the same odious and vulgar sex offender he is now.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard the testimony. We got nothing."

The framing of that shot sure makes it look like a prison.